I Wanna Make Love In The Club. NOTTTTTT!

Okay So Clubbing. *Shakes Head* Oh Clubbing How I Used To Love Thee.

Clubbing For Me Definitely Is Not What It Used To Be. After Going Out Last Night I Now Realize That I Have Some Serious Issues With Being On
The "Scene". I Can Truly Say That Clubbing IS NOT MY THING.

Clubbing Isn't For Everybody And Its Okay Not Everybody Is Built For The Ridiculousness That Goes On At The Club. *Shakes Head Again* These Are My Clubbing Pet Peeves.....

1. OOOOO The Good Ol Line Outside The Club In 40 Degree And Below Weather.

Why Must We Be Forced To Freeze To Death On A Line That Goes Down The Block....We Look Like Livestock Waiting To Be Slaughtered!

2. Why Is It That The Club Ratio Men To Women Is.... 1 To 5 (So That's 1 Man To Every 5 Women) And Some Men Still Have The Audacity of NOT INTERACTING WITH NEBODY!

So You Really Mean To Tell Me You Paid Twenty Dollars To Get Into The Club And Now You Are Going To Stand On A Wall For 3 Hours Watching All The Girls In The ROOOOOM!?! Muther Fudging Mingle! (If You Dance With Someone It Does Not Mean You Are Now Married)

For All That Money Spent You Should Have Spent The Night Browsing Facebook Pages Of Numerous Females.

3. Why Are People Literally (Scuse My Vulgarity) F#cking On The Dance Floor?!? Men Get Your Penis Off My BACK Or Ass Crack....I Don't Even Know Your Name And Your Sausage Is All Up In My Backside! ALSOOOOOOOO...........

Why Am Getting Elbowed In My Back While At The Bar Trying To Get My Drink On By Some Girl With Her Ass In The Air And Her Hands On The Ground?!? I Thought The Bar Was A Place Of Serenity/Calmness. Why Am I Getting Smacked In The Face By Some Broad's Indi Remi Hair? Take That Ish On The Dance floor.

4. While We Are On Drinks/The Bar....Why Is It So Expensive For Me To Buy Something That Would Enable Me To Forget My Name By The End Of The Night? I Want To Get Drunk And I Don't Know If One 15 Dollar Cup Of Long Island Iced Tea Will Do The Trick.

I'm Sleepy......If Ne body Wants To Add Anything Then Feel Free....What Are Your Club Pet Peeves?

IM BIZZACK B*TCHES

*INHALES*

When I Left This Blog Almost Over A Year Ago I Was In A Happy Place (Or Atleast I Thought I Was). Now I'm Back...Bruised, Broken, And Possibly Unable To Be Fixed.

What Was My Crime You Ask?

I Let A Man Get The Best Of Me, And I Let Him Get That Best Of Me For About Four Years.
I'm Now Over It And Ready To Move The F*ck On With My Life.

This Goes To My Women, Young Girls, Whatever....Men Too.
Never Get Caught Up And So Wrapped Up In Someone To The Point Where You Feel They Will Be "Your Forever". Unless You Are Married You Will Never Be Guaranteed To Have Someone Be Your Forever, Honestly Even The Sacrament Of Marriage Is Questionable Nowadays.

Any who Let Me Hop Off My Little Soapbox For Now.
Come Ride On This Journey With Me Guys And I Promise You And I Can Grow Together.
KISSSSSSES AND HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back 2 Motherfudgin Love

"Torn In Between The Two, Cuz I Really Wanna Be With You But Something's Telling Me I Should Leave You Alone. "-----Letoya Luckett

Why Is It That When I Know He May Want Me Back I Don't Want Him The Same? I'm Tired Of Being Toyed With.....10 Months Since He Cut Me Out His Life...Months Later I Still Am At This Crossroad Of Not Being Able To Completely Cut Him Out My Life....I Tried...It Worked....But He Snaked His Way Back Into My Heart...Back Into My Arms ....Back Onto My Lips.

I Love Him, Can't Let Go For A Lifetime.....Forget All Those Other Guys ...You Know They Could Never Take Your Place...But I Don't Feel The Same About You....I Resent You, I Secretly Hate You. So When You Ask Me If There'd Ever Be Another Shot Of You And Me....I Don't Know What To Say.....Just How Dare You.....But I Love You...What The Fudge.

Random Blahs

Sometimes i feel like being the "good girl" type isnt all its cracked up 2b, especially in my age range (early 20's). Most guys my age are too concerned with miss right here/right now, which is fine but im not that type of girl. So then wat happens to girls like me? We get bypassed, pushed aside, or put on pause by some guy who loves us (the wifey type) but doesnt wanna commit yet. feel like to be cool or to get a guy interested in me nowdays then i have to step away from my morals and conform into a girl who will do nething to keep a man's attention....because they ARE simply looking 4 a gurl who is sexually uninhibited.....and if i cant stop being shy, quiet, reserved or apprehensive then 4 men its onto the next one in regards 2 me. Im not the "wham bam thank u maam" type of girl so that makes me uptight, prissy, and too much work for a man who can just flash a wad of cash or who can whisper sweet nothings in a womans ear 2 get wat he wants. Do i have to dress scantily, or be the girl in the middle of the dance floor with my legs in the air in order to be the ultimate catch? Well scusssssssse me for having classss!

This rant was brought to you by shirley's discontent for dog ass, selfish ass, simple ass, dick controlled ass, spoiled ass, pop seeking ass, blind ass, and dumb ass men..... (-:

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