People I'm Ubber Paranoid. I'm Supposedly In The City/Borough Where This Swine Flu Stuff Is Running Rampant (Queens). I Was Pretty Confident That I Was Safe From Getting This Stuff Cuz Lets Face It I Think My Antibodies Are Pretty Strong...Lol. Sooo Yea I'm Hanging Around The House Today Thinking I
Was Alone The Whole Day And At About Two O Clock In The Afternoon My Older Brother Emerges Out Of His Room Like A Zombie And Walks Past My Room (The Door Was Wide Open). First I Was Scared Cuz Heck I Was Singing And Dancing All Over The House And Buggin Out Like I Was Beyonce Or Something, But Then I Was Scared Cuz He Looked Sick (I Mean Bad Sick). The Guy Had On A Bath Robe, A Mug Filled With (Im Guessing) Tea, And A Hacking Cough. So I Spoke To The Zombie Reluctantly...
Was Alone The Whole Day And At About Two O Clock In The Afternoon My Older Brother Emerges Out Of His Room Like A Zombie And Walks Past My Room (The Door Was Wide Open). First I Was Scared Cuz Heck I Was Singing And Dancing All Over The House And Buggin Out Like I Was Beyonce Or Something, But Then I Was Scared Cuz He Looked Sick (I Mean Bad Sick). The Guy Had On A Bath Robe, A Mug Filled With (Im Guessing) Tea, And A Hacking Cough. So I Spoke To The Zombie Reluctantly...
Me: Hey How's It Going?
Him: Cool *Cough, Cough* (You Could Hear The Flem On His Chest)
Me: Errr Ummm ...You Got A Cold? Must Be The Swine Flu (I Said Jokingly, But Dead Serious Getting Scared In The Back Of My Mind).
Him: Oink, Oink
Me: Haha (But Thinking To Myself RUNNNNNN And LOCK THE DOOR)
So He Goes Downstairs And I Quickly, But Not Too Obviously Lock My Bedroom Door. Now Im Sitting Here With My Throat Feeling A Little Dry....WTF?!?! Is This In My Head? My Brother Is A Teacher And Deals With Little Children Mongrels EVERYDAY...What If He Caught It From One Of Them And Brought That Ish Home?!? I Swear If I Get Swine Flu Me And His Quarantined Behind Will Be Fighting. LMAO. *Does The Rock Eye Brow Lift*
An Hour Later He Knocked On My Door And Asked Me To Lend Him Money To Buy Medicine, I Said I Had None. Then I Asked....
Me: Why Are You Sick In The Summer Time?
Him: *Sniffs* I Dunno There's A Flu Going Around
Me: (In My Head)
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWINE FLUUUUUUU
6 comments:
dont feel bad lol. I got sick last week out of NOWHERE and i SWORE i had the swine lol. You should have seen my acting a damn fool. But im better now, just a lil left over flem and cough.
My Brother Is A Teacher And Deals With Little Children Mongrels EVERYDAY
dnt worry he has a cold...i work with them shits too
aw lol I'm sure (I hope) it's nothing but nerves making you feel this way lol have your bro get checked out and until then don't stand to close lol j/k
PSH.... scaredy cat.
man up and give him money to go buy medicine or u will end up getting the swine just like him. :P
LOL
bwahahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh lil mama
yooooo...let me tell you! I was prob the most paranoid person in NYC with the whole swine flu pandemic going on. Every cough or sneeze i had... i was convinced I would die! SMH @ myself! Im a fool!
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