July 19, 2009

Wow I'm So Sad

How Can A Man Have Suffered So Much In His Life....Media Made Him Out To Be A Monster When In Reality He Was A Gentle, Misunderstood Soul. This Was The Infamous Pepsi Commercial Where Michael's Hair Caught On Fire. When I Heard About This Fire I Thought It Was A Small Piece Of Hair That Caught On Fire, But NOOOO The Back Of This Man's Head Was On Fire Resulting In 2nd And 3rd Degree Burns On His Scalp And Body (I Mean I Don't Know Much About Burns But I KNOW He Had To Have Been Left With Horrible Scars On His Face And Etc.) Just No Words. We Don't Know What Michael Went Through In Life (Because This Fire Not Only Could Affect Someone Physically, It Had To Have Affected Him Mentally). They Say After The Commercial Mishap That Was The Point Where Michael's Life Started Going Downhill And He Started Using Prescription Drugs To Help Him Cope With The Pain (Possibly Becoming To Dependent On Them). This Man Was Scrutinized, Loved, Hated, And Always Under A Microscope. I Don't Know How He Dealt. All I Know Is May This Man Finally Be At Peace With God And The Angels Above.....Love You Michael *Always And Forever*

July 15, 2009

What You Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Eff The Mutherfudgin NYPD....Yea I Said It! EFFFFFFF Those Red Neck, Donut Eating Son Of A Snitches. Three Times, Three Flip Flopping Times That Me And My Boyfriend Got Pulled Over Together From The Month Of June Till Now. HELL At The Rate Me And My Boyfriend Are Going I'm Starting To Think Of Us As A New Bonnie And Clyde....I'm Definitely A Ride Or Die Kind Of Chick...Ha. I Mean It Drives Me Nuts To Know ( And Please Know) That Racial Profiling Exists...Eff What You Heard, Racism Is Alive And Well.

Fun Facts:
I'm An African American Female
I Own My Car
I Pay My Own Car Insurance Under My Own Name
I Have A Headlight That Has Been Out For 2 Months
# OF Times I've Gotten Pulled Over While Driving After 12Am= 0 Times
# Of Times I've Gotten Pulled Over While B/f Driving After 12Am = 4 Times

This Ish Is Mind Boggling. I Don't Know If Any Woman Can Relate But Sometimes I Don't Feel Like Frigging Driving...It's Not My "Thing". If I'm With My Boyfriend 9 Times Outta 10 I Will Hop Into The Passenger Side...Call Me Lazy, Call Me Dumb But I Just Like Being Driven Around (Especially Cuz I Know My B/f Is A Great/Careful Driver). I Love The Whole Idea Of Freedom With A Car...And Going Where You Want, When You Want....But Apparently After A Certain Time If You Are An African American Male And You Are Operating A Vehicle Make Sure That Ish Is 100 Percent In Tip Top Shape. "Well Sjones What Do You Mean 100 Percent In Tip Top Shape?" This Is What The Hell I Mean:
No Messed Up Lights
Make Sure Nobody Liters Out Your Car Windows
No Loud Music
No Overly Tinted Windows
No Driving Too Slow
No Looking Suspicious
No Drawing Of Attention To Oneself And Additional Passengers
Check Your Stickersssss!!!!!
No Cracks In Your Windshield
The First Time This Summer Me And Clyde (lol) Got Pulled Over....I Admit We Were In The Wrong....Uh Yea We Were *Cough* Doing Adult Things....But Um Yea So That Night They Questioned Me....Questioned Him, Ran A Check On His License But Not Mine. They Eventually Gave Him A Summons.....I Didn't Get One...And Dammit I Felt Some Type Of Way "Like WTF?" Was I Not Just Up In The Damn Car Caught Doing *Cough* Adult Things? Should I Not Be Getting A Summons Too Dammit?!?

The Second Time We Got Pulled Over By Undercover Cops In A Regular Car And We Were With Two Of Our Co Workers. Those Cops Pulled Us Over Cuz Of My Out Headlight And Guess What? They Asked My Boyfriend (Who Was Driving) To Step Out The Car. The Cop Got Into A Shouting Match With My Boyfriend And They Ran A Check On His License. They Asked Me For My Registration But I Didn't Have It. Do You Know What The Cop Said To Me When I Told Him I Couldn't Find It? "Don't Worry About It." Whattttttt! Let That Have Been My Boyfriend That Couldn't Find His Registration And He Would Have Spent The Night In Jail, But I Get A "Don't Worry?!?" That Night My Boyfriend Didn't Get A Ticket Or Summons Because The Shouting Match Was A Misunderstanding But I Dunno Honestly When My B/f Gets Around Cops He Doesn't Know How To Shut UPPPPPP! He Doesn't Do The Yes Sir, No Sir Thing .....He's So Damn Extra With The Questions And Explanations ( Like My Dude Chill, Be Silent, And Kiss Their Ass*s, Cops Love That Ish).

Third Time ( A Week Later/Tonight) We Were With Two Of My B/f's Friends. We Got Pulled Over I Have NO Idea Why But Again My B/f Gets Told To Step Out The Car ( The Only One AGAIN In A Car Full Of People). His License Gets Ran A Check ON AGAIN, But Mines Didn't. This Time I Had My Registration When They Asked But No Insurance Papers.....You Think They Gave Me A Hard Time For That? HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO! Instead They Frigging Give My B/f A Breathalyzer, And Checked If He Was High. You Think My Boyfriend Was High Or Drunk? Helllllllll NOOOOOOOOOOOO (My Boo Is Not That Type Of Person). You Know Those Penis Fat Heads Had To Get My B/f Somehow Sooooo They Gave Him A Summons For Having No License. My B/f Recently Lost His License But Had His Old Permit On Him But What's Stupid Is That When They Pulled Us Over The Two Times B4 Tonight He Showed The Cops His Old Permit And None Of Them Said Nething About The Old Permit. These Cops Tonight Just Wanted SOMMMMMME Way To Stain That Man's Name Again. They Gave Him A Summons For Not Having Gotten A Replacement License Yet....Ain't That A Biotch? I Hate Them Tearing Down My B/f Like He's Some Type Of Common Thief, And Humiliating Him....Those Damn Toms Get Me Worked Up.

Obama....Osama...Mufasa......I Don't Give A Damn Who Is In The White House Cuz Racism Exists, And You Can Kick Rocks If You Don't Think So.

July 12, 2009

Why Do Nice Guys Finish Last?

Just A Quick Post But Why Are Some Guys So Unlucky? Why Is The Nice Guy Always Ignored And Pushed Aside? Whats The Deal With That? How Come So Many Girls Overlook That Nice Guy And Feel No Attraction To Them?

Why Do Some Guys Get The "That Guy Is Like My Lil/Big Brother" Title?

If I Was A Guy And A Girl I Really Liked Told Me That She Sees Me As Nothing More Than A Friend (And She Was Single) I Would Be Really Annoyed.... I Might Even Smack The Heifer....lol...Kidding

Some Men, Believe It Or Not......Are Really Shy Around Women And That Isn't Necessarily A Good Thing Because Some Girls DON'T Like That. Girls Want Someone Who Is Aggressive, Confident, Knows How To Flirt....Etc.

What About The Quiet Guys Then? What About The Nervous, Stuttering, Clumsy Guys? Do They Get No LOVE? I've Always Been A Sucker For Awkward/Geeky Guys But At The Same Time I Love Those Bad Boys. Bad Boys Have So Much Swagger, And They Just Turn Heads. Bad Boys Are Mysterious And Leave You Wanting To Know More About Them. Bad Boys Are NEVER Clingy.

The Thing About Being A Nice Guy Is The Fact That They Have To Be Careful That They Aren't Taken Advantage Of Because Nowadays Some Girls Are Cold AS HELLLL. They Will Lead A Man On ....(Especially Nice Guys, They Constantly Fall For This) Make The Man Think They Are In Love, And Milk That Nice Guy For All The Money They Can. Bishes Are Ruthless Sometimes And "Good Guys" Beware.

I'd Take The Quiet Guy Reading A Book By Himself In The Library Any day Over The Guy On The Corner Selling Drugs....But That's Just Me.

Good Guys Should Never Be Discouraged And Don't Think That Becoming A Jerk Will Make The Ladies Love You More....Just Be You And One Day That Special Someone Will Come Along. Don't Lose The Essence Of You To Act Like Someone You Are Not.